Have u checkd d result of d life exam written last month?” If “No”, here are ur scores; I checked dem 4 u dis morning:
– Long life: A1
– Sickness: F9
– Knowledge: A1
– Riches: A1
– Happiness: A1
But u were absent in d following subjects:
The following subjects were also withheld:
Furthermore, u did not register 4:
– Premature Death and
– Satanic Oppression.
U are hereby promoted 2 a new level of greatness. CONGRATULATIONS!