Have u checkd d result of d life exam written last month?” If “No”, here are ur scores; I checked dem 4 u dis morning:

 

– Long life: A1

– Sickness: F9

– Knowledge: A1

– Riches: A1

– Happiness: A1
But u were absent in d following subjects:

– Hardship

– Difficulties.
The following subjects were also withheld:

– Disease

– Suffering.
Furthermore, u did not register 4:

– Premature Death and

– Satanic Oppression.
U are hereby promoted 2 a new level of greatness. CONGRATULATIONS!

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